- middle-aged women who work out in jeans
- young hot women who work out in deep v-neck, cleavage-bearing, tight tops
- old guys in DARE t-shirts who try and talk to me about politics while on the elliptical (i must give him kudos for endurance, however. he was there before me and still going strong as i left)
- dudes in bandanas who play air guitar to their ipods in between their sets (although, i must say it was pretty entertaining to watch)
- loud, obnoxious, "look at how strong i am" grunting
- girls in full makeup